The other day, one of Pearl’s fans nominated him for the prestigious “Golden Waffle” award for “best acting.”
After consulting with his large featherless assistant (who really wasn’t much help) Pearl decided there was no need to wait for the official announcement.
Clearly he is the winner.
Here are his official “Golden Waffle” PR photos….fan-ready!
The actor poses with (on) his award.
Doing some “acting” while still comfortably seated on his award.
Here the award-winning actor opts for a suspenseful pose….
Here the actor warns press photographers not to get too close to his award (very suspenseful indeed).
Here the feted actor stops for a small snack break.
Finally – the piece de resistance – the Golden Waffle award winner does his best “James Bond” look for the camera (all of the greatest actors must demonstrate proficiency with “James Bond.”)
Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts