Day 223: Love at First Bite

Thanks to hit series like “Twilight” and “Trueblood,” everyone knows that vampires are quite stealthy and quick.

They sneak up on their prey, neatly dispatch them, and then vanish again before anyone is the wiser.

As it turns out, vampires are not the only beings who possess this unique skill.

Any being with feathers is also perfectly capable of accomplishing the same – and without having to wear one of those ridiculous black capes.

Whoo boy - I see a delicious delicacy!

Whoo boy – I see a defenseless delicacy!

Using my natural "vampire stealth maneuver," I'll just sneak up and vanquish the prey.

Using my world famous “vampire stealth maneuver,” I’ll just nip on in and neatly dispatch my prey.

I'll bet the detectives will be working for weeks on this one!

With only crumbs for evidence, I’ll bet the detectives will be working on this case for years!

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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