Day 250: Subduing Styrofoam

Whether you have feathers or no feathers, certain essential truths remain the same.

For instance, styrofoam is not to be tolerated.

You give it an inch, it will take a mile.

Luckily, since this is an essential truth, styrofoam has many natural predators, of which the most ferocious is unexpectedly diminutive.

Styrofoam! How did that get in here?

Styrofoam! How did that get in here?

I won't waste a second - with styrofoam it is important to attack quickly.

I won’t waste a second – with styrofoam it is important to attack quickly.

Don't worry, Mom - I've got this.

Don’t worry, Mom – I’ve got this.

I'd better rescue these green things - they have clearly fallen into bad company.

I’d better rescue these green things – they have clearly fallen into bad company.

Don't worry green crunchy thing - you'll be safe in my beak.

Don’t worry, green crunchy thing – you’ll be safe in my beak.

Now I can focus on dismantling the predator.

Now I can focus on dismantling the predator in earnest.

By the time I'm done with you, styrofoam, all these green things will be free of your clutches!

By the time I’m done with you, styrofoam, all these innocent green things will be free from your clutches!

I'll just place the dead pieces over here.

I’ll just place the bits I’ve already killed over here.

A press photo? Sure, Mom - other beings need to know how to bring down such a dangerous predator!

A press photo? Sure, Mom – other beings need to know how to bring down such a dangerous predator!

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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