Day 355: The Bond of Bags

When you have feathers, keen eyesight, and a razor-sharp self-defense system, “investigation” is your middle name.

You may not always be able to explain how you know what needs investigating, but your instincts never fail you.

Plus, as every successor to that greatest of investigators (James Bond, of course) knows, the best way to keep your investigation skills in tip-top condition is to use them.

For example, let’s say a strange clear entity appears table-side.

You don’t know from whence it came.

It brings no calling card – no secret handshake – no toasted waffle (which any experienced fellow investigator understands as the universal sign of friendship).

Clearly, you must investigate.

I see no calling card.

I see no calling card.

No sign of a toasted waffle anywhere.

No sign of a toasted waffle anywhere.

It's okay, Mom - I've got this.

It’s okay, Mom – I’ve got this.

State your name, rank, and purpose.

State your name, rank, and purpose.

And explain why there is no toasted waffle.

And please explain why there is no toasted waffle.

I've looked and looked by I can't find one.

I’ve looked and looked but I can’t find one.

A toasted waffle is the toll here in these parts.

A toasted waffle is the toll here in these parts.

I'm going to keep investigating until I find it.

I’m going to keep investigating until I find it.

I thought for sure he was hiding it away for himself.

You must be hiding it away somewhere for yourself.

Gosh darn it, Mom, I've looked everywhere but I can't find the waffle. Did he give it to you?

Gosh darn it, Mom, I’ve investigated the heck out of him but I can’t find the waffle. Did he by chance give it to you?

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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3 thoughts on “Day 355: The Bond of Bags

  1. How dare he! NO Waffle! I think 007 of the Bird world should turn it over to the Ministry for further more dastardly interrogation.

  2. Pingback: Day 3: Spies with Feathers | Love and Feathers

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