When you are an “out of cage” feathered being, you spend most of your days beside, on top of, or near to your cage….but not in it.
Not all feathered beings have such confidence, however.
This means sometimes you are called in to help your less courageous flock mates learn about the joys of cage-free living.
Well, hello there. So you’re today’s class, eh?
I see you are all quite attached to your cages. So congratulations for taking the first step towards cage-free living by signing up for this class!
Today we will talk about how wonderful life is when you are an “out of cage” feathered being.
For example, when you live “out of cage,” you can do modeling shoots and become famous and adored!
You can poop on or shred anything you want!
And when you speak, everyone gathers to hear what you have to say.
Best of all, as an “out of cage” feathered being, you can choose your very own large featherless assistant! Speaking of which….Mom!
Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts
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