Day 176: The Preening Salon

When you are born little and petite with soft black eyes and even softer grey feathers and a sweet curved beak and cute pink feet, being deluged with fans is a given.

But not all fans are created equally.

There are those fans who just want to bask in your reflected glory.

And then there are those fans who will do anything for feathers.

For these VIP uber-fans, you may choose to host the occasional private audience to thank them for their slavishly tireless devotion.

I'm so glad to host you both for this private Preening Salon.

Hi Grandpa, Grandma – I’m so glad to host you both for this private Preening Salon.

That is correct, Grandma - this salon is only for VIP uber-fans.

That is correct, Grandma – this salon is only for VIP uber-fans.

Why is my large featherless assistant here? Good question, Grandma - she will be photo-documenting today's salon.

Why is my large featherless assistant here? Good question, Grandma – she will be photo-documenting today’s salon.

Okay, Mom, there you are - yes, we're ready to begin.

Okay, Mom, there you are – yes, we’re ready to begin.

So I will start by preening my back feathers....

So I will start by preening my back feathers….

Zzzzzzzz........

Zzzzzzzz……..

Large Featherless Assistant “Salon Notes:” For future private VIP fan salons, do not schedule immediately after waffle brunch.

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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2 thoughts on “Day 176: The Preening Salon

  1. Oh Shannon! I just love your posts. You gave me my first real laugh of the day and I’m very thankful. You have such a way with words! Have a wonderful week.

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