When you have feathers, you don’t have to cohabitate with the large featherless beings for very long before you begin to notice they have certain odd dietary preferences.
For example, your large featherless assistant occasionally brings home round bowls full of very cold….something.
She seems to love it.
The one saving grace is the bowl itself, which has great “mouth feel” whether served chilled or at room temperature.
Again, Mom? I thought I’d already made it clear how I feel about you bringing something so unappetizing into Casa Feathers n Beak.
It is hard to imagine any dish could get less flavorful than this one. Hmmm…..
What if you added some birdseed to it, Mom? I bet it would taste much better!
Or waffles. Waffles are also large enough that you could just cover up the rest of the dish and pretend it’s not there!
We could also try mixing in some hard boiled egg whites – at least that would give it some interesting texture for better “mouth feel.”
All I can say is, thank goodness they thought to package it in these chewy round bowls.
I’ll bet they’d sell a lot more if they just offered the bowls without putting that stuff inside them.
Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts
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