Sometimes in your official role as celebrity spokes(bird)model, you are called upon to greet guests from very exotic places.
Say, for example, your large featureless press secretary has received a request for you to meet with a new guest from exotic New Zealand.
Well hello there! My name is Pearl – my Mom tells me your name is “Kiwi.”
May I welcome you with a courtly bow!
You know, my people hail from just one country over from yours – Australia.
But I have to say I like it here – I get a large featherless assistant all to myself.
You don’t have a large featherless assistant? No worries – I’m sure we can find you one while you’re here – the supply is quite plentiful.
You know, I can’t help but notice you seem to have a unique way of folding your wings and tail – I can’t seem to spot either of them no matter how hard I look.
You don’t have a tail? Ah. I understand – I just lost a few tail feathers myself. I would be happy to offer you those to use those until your tail grows back.
You know, I just have to say it – you have the most beautiful pink feet! Pink feet are the best color to have.
And your beak is so – prominent. It seems perfectly sized for snatching waffles at long distances.
An official photo for the press archives? I would be honored!
Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts
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