Day 272: Meeting Kiwi

Sometimes in your official role as celebrity spokes(bird)model, you are called upon to greet guests from very exotic places.

Say, for example, your large featureless press secretary has received a request for you to meet with a new guest from exotic New Zealand.

Well hello there! My name is Pearl - my Mom tells me your name is "Kiwi."

Well hello there! My name is Pearl – my Mom tells me your name is “Kiwi.”

May I welcome you with a courtly bow!

May I welcome you with a courtly bow!

You know, my people hail from just one country over from yours - Australia.

You know, my people hail from just one country over from yours – Australia.

But I have to say I like it here - I get a large featherless assistant all to myself.

But I have to say I like it here – I get a large featherless assistant all to myself.

So what brings you stateside? Where is your large featherless assistant to carry your things?

You don’t have a large featherless assistant? No worries – I’m sure we can find you one while you’re here – the supply is quite plentiful.

And - while we're on the subject - might I ask where you've hidden your wings?

You know, I can’t help but notice you seem to have a unique way of folding your wings and tail – I can’t seem to spot either of them no matter how hard I look.

You don't have a tail....wow, you really don't! That's okay - I just lost a few tail feathers myself - why don't you use those until yours grows back?

You don’t have a tail?  Ah. I understand – I just lost a few tail feathers myself. I would be happy to offer you those to use those until your tail grows back.

I have to say - you have the most beautiful pink feet! Pink feet are the best color to have.

You know, I just have to say it – you have the most beautiful pink feet! Pink feet are the best color to have.

And your beak is so - prominent. And it seems perfectly sized for snatching waffles at long distances.

And your beak is so – prominent. It seems perfectly sized for snatching waffles at long distances.

An official photo for the press archives? Why, I would be honored!

An official photo for the press archives? I would be honored!

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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