One of the best things about being very popular and feathery is how everyone always wants to be around you.
Then they want to introduce all their feathery friends to you.
Then the friends of your feathery friends want to be around you too.
And sometimes, some of those friends just happen to be fetching and feminine…
Hi there! I haven’t seen you in awhile – and might I say how fine you are looking these days. More like me every day….
You have someone you’d like me to meet? You brought her?
It is my great pleasure to meet you, Miss Red Bird!
And may I just say how fine and feathery I am….I mean you are….looking today!
What’s that? She likes waffles? She’d like to share a waffle with me?
Well that is, um, ah, well, you see, we seem to be, um, out of waffles at the moment….
In fact, it’s the most awful thing….there’s this worldwide waffle shortage…I can’t believe you haven’t heard about it!
Mom! Pssst! MOM! Hide the waffles. H.I.D.E. the W.A.F.F.L.E.S. Yes, you heard me right.
How about sharing a sunflower seed instead? You like sunflower seeds, don’t you?
Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts
p.s. Pearl is very excited about his new online SHOP!
He invites all of his VIP fans (yes, that means YOU) to visit, browse and – of course – buy! 🙂