Day 300: The Best Way to Celebrate

Different species have different traditions for celebrating special moments – like reaching Day 300 on your own famous and feathery blog!

The large featherless beings often gravitate towards an odd sort of liquid they won’t let any of the shorter flock members try.

The small shelled beings (or at least the only one you’ve met) seem to prefer to celebrate by being covered in wet moss….strange, but there you have it.

Of course, when you celebrate, you know how to pull out all the stops.

There she goes again with that odd bubbling liquid. Clearly I will have to do another demonstration since she still doesn't understand Celebration 101.

There she goes again with that odd bubbling liquid. Clearly I will have to do another demonstration since she still doesn’t understand Celebration 101.

Okay, Mom, now try to watch very closely this time.

Okay, Mom, now try to watch very closely this time.

First, you want to scan the perimeter for poachers. If you see any, dispatch them first before you celebrate.

First, you want to scan the perimeter for poachers. If you see any, dispatch them first before you start celebrating.

Now, begin by staring adoringly at your celebratory snack.

Now, begin by staring adoringly at your celebratory snack.

Don't worry if you need extra time for this step.

Don’t worry if you need extra time for this step.

Next you can give thanks for the celebratory nourishment you are about to receive.

Next you can give thanks for the celebratory nourishment you are about to receive.

Here, you should then quickly start to receive it (so it doesn't decide to scamper away while you're giving thanks).

Here, you should then quickly start to receive it (so it doesn’t decide to scamper away while you’re busy giving thanks).

If at any time a poacher appears, just throw your whole body on top of your snack so they know it is taken.

If at any time a poacher appears, throw your whole body over your snack so they know it is taken.

Combine this with glaring - this way the poachers will know you mean business.

Combine this with glaring – this way the poachers will know you mean business.

Be aware that fans may appear at any time while you are celebrating. If so, you can graciously pose with your celebratory snack (but you are not obligated to share).

Be aware that fans may appear at any time while you are celebrating. If so, you can graciously pose for photos with your celebratory snack (but you are not obligated to share).

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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p.s. Pearl is very excited about his new online SHOP

He invites all of his VIP fans (yes, that means YOU) to visit, browse and – of course – buy! 🙂

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