Part of being a super(bird)model is mentoring newcomers to the field.
For example, if an uppity prop seems a bit too eager to move up the ladder, a bit of wise counsel can sometimes correct the issue.
So hello – I’m glad you decided to come back for today’s mentoring session.
What do you feel like you learned from our work yesterday?
That you’re prettier than me and better tasting too?
Hmmm. In the spirit of how “mentoring” is supposed to work, I can gently suggest that you take another look at your theory.
In fact, as a caring mentor, I will even help you.
Nom nom nibble nibble nibble….
Crunch crackle crinkle crinkle crinkle….
I am going to turn you over to my large featherless assistant now to discuss the test results. Don’t mind the large knife and small flat plate she is carrying….it is all part of the “mentoring” process.
Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts
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