Day 362: Greens with Gusto

One trait all feathered beings share in common is gustatory zeal.

This is only enhanced with repeated close exposure to the dining habits of their featherless personal assistants, who (yawn) never seem to have any mealtime fun at all.

In fact, it is a wonder their meals don’t fall asleep on them!

Many featherless beings would never realize how much fun dining could be, save for the tireless efforts of their feathered charges.

Well hi there! Are you here for today's exciting episode of "Greens with Gusto?"

Well hi there! Are you here for today’s exciting episode of “Greens with Gusto?”

I knew it! Well it is an honor to consume....I mean meet....you too!

I knew it! Well it is an honor to consume….I mean meet….you too!

Yes, Mom - he's here for "Greens with Gusto." Did you have him sign my "waiver of liability?"

Yes, Mom – he’s here for “Greens with Gusto.” Did you have him sign my “waiver of liability?”

Great! And do you have any questions about the waiver? No?

Great! And do you have any questions about the waiver? No?

Excellent. CHOMP. So let's begin....

Excellent. CHOMP. So let’s begin….

Nom nom nom....so this first scene we will call "The Crunch Factor."

Nom nom nom….so this first scene we will call “The Crunch Factor.” Don’t be alarmed if you hear the sounds of loud crunching close by….

What's that? Yes, you are doing great - clearly you are a natural!

What’s that? Yes, you are doing great – clearly you are a natural!

And for this final scene we will focus on "Fun & Easy Ingestion" tips.

And for this final scene we will focus on “Fun & Easy Ingestion” tips.

A post-episode hug? Well of course - I can give you my beak-o-graph too if you like....

A post-episode hug? Sure! And of course you already have my beak-o-graph….

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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p.s. Pearl is very excited about his new online SHOP

He invites all of his VIP fans (yes, that means YOU) to visit, browse and – of course – buy! 🙂

 

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