If there is one thing that can make even the most virile and manly of manbirds look manlier, it is a big perch.
So when a VIP fan sends you a sturdy “manbird-sized” perch, there is only one thing to do – take a photoshoot of yourself posing on it!
This way the ladybirds can easily visualize exactly how their chicks will one day look, sitting confidently on big manly manbird perches of their own.
So here I am, sitting on my manly manbird “big perch.”
What’s that, Mom? I don’t need a bigger perch to look more manly? I appreciate the sentiment, but you’re not exactly my target market….
So let’s scope out the scene – yup, it is nice and high above the ground, showing my manly traits of daring and courage.
And there are no other perches close enough to reach, showing my resourcefulness in any situation.
Not to mention that having such a big perch shows off my cute pink feet to best advantage (even the manliest of manbirds should have feet to make the ladies swoon).
What do you mean, “there are no ladybirds here?” Not to worry – there will be after we do this photoshoot!
With love (& lots of feathers),
Shannon & Pearl