Featherless beings tend to have unusually short attention spans.
For example, your large featherless waitress sometimes goes into the kitchen to fix something for breakfast.
When she comes back, she may get so absorbed in consuming what she made she forgets you are even there!
So of course this is always a good time to remind her (effective reminders include flapping your wings, shrieking, “cuteness” and of course nibbling or pooping on anything you are not supposed to nibble or poop on).
With love (& lots of feathers),
Shannon & Pearl