The large featherless being here….
One of the (many) best perks of being personal assistant to a VIP client with feathers is nonstop opportunities to learn.
Now we are delighted to announce Pearl has opened up the Q&A line to YOU, his treasured VIP fans!
Ask him anything – we guarantee you he has an answer!
To submit your questions: firstname.lastname@example.org
This week’s question comes from a member of the paparazzi:
You complain a lot about the paparazzi but yet you always stop and pose for us when you see us. Isn’t that sending the wrong message?
An accredited member of the paparazzi
I can’t help it if my cuteness sells more of whatever it is you are selling.
You say I “stop and pose” – but maybe I just always look that cute (which is probably why you keep snapping pics of me).
What can I say – when you’ve got it, you’ve got it.
With love (& feathers),
….as dictated to his large featherless press secretary
p.s. Remember, you can submit your own questions for Pearl by sending them to: email@example.com (all questions are answered in the order they are received)