The large featherless being here….
One of the (many) best perks of being personal assistant to a VIP client with feathers is nonstop opportunities to learn.
Now we are delighted to announce Pearl has opened up the Q&A line to YOU, his VIP fans!
Ask him anything – we guarantee you he has an answer!
To submit your questions: email@example.com
This week’s question comes from a flock of VIP fans, Deb, Mojo, Sonny & Cher:
Does your Mommy make you home-made waffles, from a press, or do you get the store bought , toaster type?
Deb Perez, Mojo, Sonny & Cher
Dear Deb, Mojo, Sonny & Cher,
What an excellent question – clearly your flock is very informed about the most important issues of the day!
My waffles are homemade especially for me on a waffle iron by my personal Small Chef.
She uses only organic ingredients and serves them plain for maximum flavorful-ness (a technical term).
I have also trained my large featherless assistant to re-heat the Small Chef’s waffles in a toaster when we are at home.
If you have more questions about that most excellent of topics, the waffle, feel free to ask!
With love (& feathers),
….as dictated to his large featherless press secretary
p.s. Remember, you can submit your own questions for Pearl by sending them to: firstname.lastname@example.org (all questions are answered in the order they are received)