The large featherless being here….
One of the (many) best perks of being personal assistant to a VIP client with feathers is nonstop opportunities to learn.
Now we are delighted to announce Pearl has opened up the Q&A line to YOU, his VIP fans!
Ask him anything – we guarantee you he has an answer!
To submit your questions: email@example.com
This week’s question comes from a VIP fan, Paul Brazinskas:
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all – you or Shannon?
I encourage you to take a look at a few of my many fetching and feathery photos. I think the answer will become very clear once you do this.
(Hint: the one with the feathers is always the fairest flock member).
With love (& feathers),
….as dictated to his large featherless press secretary
p.s. Remember, you can submit your own questions for Pearl by sending them to: firstname.lastname@example.org (all questions are answered in the order they are received)