If there is one thing this world always needs more of, it is wisdom.
Luckily, Pearl’s got plenty of it and he’s always happy to share!
This week, Pearl offers his Pearls of Wisdom on a topic near and dear to his heart:
If you have a large featherless personal assistant, you already know how important “feathery-ness” is. Being very feathery is directly associated with being very cute, which makes for the most attentive and slavishly devoted assistant. As well, feathery-ness makes you so photogenic, no matter which one of your many best sides is photographed.
With love (& lots of feathers),
Shannon & Pearl