Pearls of Wisdom: Eye Contact

If there is one thing this world always needs more of, it is wisdom.

Luckily, Pearl’s got plenty of it and he’s always happy to share!

This week, Pearl offers his Pearls of Wisdom on a topic near and dear to his heart:

 

“Eye Contact”

If your large featherless flock members are enjoying something you would like to have for yourself, the easiest, fastest way to get it is to make something called “eye contact.” Just stare fixedly at whichever flock member is closest, making sure your cute eyes are as wide and round as possible. They will become quickly mesmerized, and you can nab the desired item at will.

-Pearl

Pearl - demonstrating how direct eye contact makes it easy to appropriate any desirable item.

Pearl – demonstrating how direct eye contact makes it easy to appropriate any desirable item, such as soft and delicious, fling-able rice.

With love (& lots of feathers),

Shannon & Pearl

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