The large featherless being here….
One of the (many) best perks of being personal assistant to a VIP client with feathers is nonstop opportunities to learn.
Now we are delighted to announce Pearl has opened up the Q&A line to YOU, his VIP fans!
Ask him anything – we guarantee you he has an answer!
To submit your questions: email@example.com
This week’s question comes from a beauty blogger (without feathers).
Every day when I read your new blog post, it seems you just keep getting prettier. How is this possible? Do you ever have a day when you feel less pretty – I know I do!
I want to know your secret to staying so pretty.
With awe & admiration,
A beauty blogger fan
You clearly have keen vision and discernment – as a matter of fact, I DO keep getting prettier! Every day I wake up and realize I’m even prettier than I was the day before. I don’t ever have a day when I feel less pretty, because I always start my day by looking in the mirror and that confirms I am just as pretty (often even prettier) than I remembered.
You might try this and see if it helps you feel and look prettier too. Oh, and also, if you don’t have any feathers, you should try to get some. Feathers always make you both look and feel prettier. I hope it helps!
With love (& feathers),
….as dictated to his large featherless press secretary
p.s. Remember, you can submit your own questions for Pearl by sending them to: firstname.lastname@example.org (all questions are answered in the order they are received)