Thursday Thriller: Pearl Cutts in “A Very Feathery Cover Blog”

When you are a super-secret covert operative, one of the best ways to not blow your cover is to create an alter-ego personality with a whole different life.

All you need to do then is put all the “props” in place to keep prying eyes on your alter-ego so they never notice your real work as .007, pint-sized super-spy.

On that note, Love & Feathers is proud to present the famous and feathery actor Pearl Cutts in his latest one-avian play:

“A Very Feathery Cover Blog”

When the audience arrives, the auditorium doors are still locked.

Finally, a mere few minutes before showtime, the doors swing open.

The horde throngs in, jostling one another to get the best seats. Just then, the curtain parts and the star actor appears!

He strides over to a black flat “prop,” where his large featherless biographer sits staring intently at a large glowing rectangular thing. The star addresses her as “Mom.”

Hey, Mom, watcha doing?

Hey “Mom,” watcha doing?

Hey, is that me? I must say, I look especially fetching and feathery in that photo. Yes, I knew you would agree.

Hey, is that me? Oh yes, clearly it is. I must say, I look especially fetching and feathery in that photo. Yes, I knew you would agree.

Hmmm....do you hear footsteps? I hear footsteps. I think another "black ops" agent is trying to sneak up on me.

Uh oh, I hear footsteps. I think another “black ops” agent is trying to sneak up on me.

Luckily, I concocted the perfect cover story to throw the other agent off the scent.

Luckily, I already concocted the perfect cover story to throw the other agent off the scent. Just stick to the script and let me do all the talking.

.007? No, we haven't seen anyone around here that looks like a covert operative. By the way, just how "covert" is your operation, anyway? Would you mind not giving out this location - I'm finally enjoying one day free from all the super fans and the paparazzi....oh thanks. I knew you would understand. Well, good luck finding .007....I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you.

.007? No, we haven’t seen anyone around here that looks like a covert operative. By the way, just how “covert” is your operation, anyway? Would you mind not giving out this location – I’m finally enjoying one day free from all the super fans and the paparazzi….oh thanks. I knew you would understand. Well, good luck finding .007….but I wouldn’t hold my breath if I were you. I’ve heard he’s very hard to find.

As the other agent moves away, .007 shifts his attention back to supervising “Mom” as she works on his alter-ego’s blog, thus solidifying his cover story.

The. End.

GreenHeart

Shannon & Pearl

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