Pearl loves all beings (with and without feathers).
Except for hawks. And his small shelled flock mates (“shared service” sucks).
And anyone who tries to get in between him and a freshly toasted waffle.
While we’re on the subject, Pearl particularly loves YOU. You are an official VIP F.A.N.
You also just joined his e-zine list (YAY!) which means you have very good taste.
If you came over to visit him, Pearl might even give you a (very tiny) nibble off of the end of his toasted waffle brunch.
(But either way, his proud and doting mommy would definitely slip you a WHOLE toasted waffle “under the table,” so to speak).
Thanks for joining our flock e-zine – stay tuned for more news, recipes, adventures and other goodies worth waiting for!